What? How did I miss the glorious opportunity? Bloggers renaming their loved ones so as to protect and ALSO slander? Or glorify certain traits? I'm enamored.
Hmmm... Levi could be "Mr B", short for Bucky McBuckster - always bucking the status quo in his search for ultimate truth and justice. Wait - that sounds very Marvel Comics - YES!! It will now be "Super B"!!!
Afton - "Whirliebird", a smilier version of whirling dervish.
Cedar - Charmster, a cross between his obviously adorable attributes and a hyperactive hamster...
Perfect!! This is glorious. On to renaming chores - vehicles- annoying people ("fatfingers')
This is a days worth of fun!