My boyfriend

Sorry about the shortie posts, my Safari keeps quitting, so I'd resigned myself to snippets.

Only one supa' sta' can have me retype these same words several times. Barack. He was on some late night show being himself. I love that he appears to actually think before he speaks. Seems huge compared to the "axis of evil" commentaries.

Something begs a question though. Would you rather vote for a politician that rep you or one that rep themself?

Tall girl rule #3

Make sure you have a fabulous purse or belt to break up the gorgeous length of you. Generally, small purses and jewelry on tall or chunky women are ridiculous. Proportion...

Tall Girls Rule #2

Tallness = Presence.

If you are gifted with being tall, make the choice to be as intelligent as possible. Have something to say. The gift of heigth often puts you in the place to be heard. And be as loving as possible - no one likes a BIG meanie. ;)

Tall girl rule #1

Wear heels and stand straight.

Proof of my progeny

Bursting

OK, the time has come to announce what I deem the most incredibly fabulous childrens television show available today. DO not hold back - you MUST avail yourself and the selves under age 5 to the most entrancing of boob-tubage.

Max and Ruby. On Noggin. Also available on the web for activities.

Charming, clean, no carnage or crass humor. I love love love that BOTH my 2 and 5 yr olds are equally engaged and laugh OUT LOUD.

Whew, I've been saving that for awhile. ;)

2 year old sexist

This morning, "Dora" blaring, Afton sassed off to me - jealous because I was holding Cedar.

I said, " Afton there is plenty of room for mama to hold both you and Cedar, come over here."
Through her paci she murmured, "hfnbfcsejkcbfyej." "What? Afton, take your paci out and speak clearly."

"I don't wanna share, " she anunciated perfectly, "because, he's a MAN."

My parenting skills are FINALLY showing themselves...