Just into my 1st cup of Saturday coffee, Cedar looked up from over his pancakes and asked, "Whatcha doin today, Mom? Makin babies?" Cough, cough, sputter!!! "Um no Cedar - are you?"
Later, as Cedar was running his hamster circles shouting, "My bunghole is on FIRE!" I realized truly he is just his daddy Levi's creation.
How to raise boys....
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All I gotta say is wow...that is all that should be said. Where does he learn these things? WOW!
Boys will be boys...it's appalling at times...but since they are so little it's cute.
Was he naked? Sawyer is always running naked...as I have revealed before.
I miss the little guy he's become even though I've yet to meet this newer version. I laughed like hell at this post! You give him a name that can be translated as "Tree Monkey" and, still, you are amazed at these antics? These are the moments that introduce you to the person your son is becoming, as well as, the secret man your husband has always been.
Cedar's first website will probably be fartsrfunny.com.
Oh yeah. All Levi! =) That is so hilarious. What fun you are having already, today.
I look forward to these moments.
Ask Bevis if he'd like some TP for his bungholio. =)
Peace.
ok.... correction. he was saying "poophole" and i corrected him. i mean seriously... who says poophole?
its bunghole.
thats like calling poopin a "BM". how embarassing was that when you were a kid and your mom asked you that? honey, have you had a BM today?
l.
fartsrfunny is a great site!!!!
LOL!!!
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levi, glad to hear your parenting skills are top notch
any kid who says poophole or "BM" should be corrected instantly.
yesterday I asked bethan, "did you poop?" and she said, "No! Its in my butt!"
I was proud. very proud.
lets see how many comments about poop we can make on bethany's blog
by the way, we didn't ever say BM in my house growing up. it was medical terms only: penis, urinate, fecal matter.
haha ok so we didn't really say fecal matter. but we did say the other two.
nothing about wee wees or any of that sissy stuff.
This is tooooo hilarious!!!
in a family of FIVE men and ONE woman i made an early choice....
its true we were NOT a wee wee pee pee bunghole household. look at those awesome kimball men...did they REALLY miss out?
joanE
loved that story! Just wait till he asks HOW you make babies! We've had that one already...probably won't be too long for you. Oh the Joys.
As for bunghole...Gross! We say "bottom" in our house to refer to the backside and Pee-pee for the front. It works for boys and girls. They do know the correct names for the parts though. I think that is really important. "BM" is a term used in Daycare alot too. I can't imagine using it at home with the kids. Weird!
POOP always gets lots of comments!
Your mother and I grew up with the question, "Did you let a breeze?" when we had silently fouled the air. Or not silently. Pooh, pee and whiz were common. Actually, crap was around, too. Shit was reserved for anger or surprise. Fart was usuall preceded by "that old" or "you little." Sometimes it was "fert," when Mom was feeling like she needed to set an example. Example by mispronunciation was actually quite common. Got the idea across, but, supposedly, the intent was softened.
forgive us bethany, we have befouled your blog with many poop comments
Nate says BM. The whole Ross family does. I have tried to convince him that the rest of the world makes fun of people that say BM. I think it's retarded, and we secretly revolt when he's not at home and call it poop all day. If we want Josh mainstreamed in any way, he needs to be comfortable saying poop.
Mainstreaming through poop.
Well, SOMEBODY had to say it!
Beth - Girl, there is a book in your blog. What would you call it? I would recommend it to anyone needing a deepdown belly laugh.
only on LEVI'S BLOG would i expect poop, shit, bungholes and nudity. in fact i thought i'd stumbled onto levi's but alas it is my ol pal bethany after all. it's a shame we have to share the world with men, isn't it honey?! lol
Well, yesterday we brought home Levi home from a minor oupatient preced and afterwards I ran to the babysitter's. I was greeted with Cedar's "Hey Mom" and later "I pooped in my sock!" There were a total of 3 poopster accidents and Afton then pitched in her share of the poop-loot. It was a wipe, flush and wash afternoon. I actually think it's a lifestyle.
This would be a great birth-control blog for highschoolers.
Just look at the comment count and you'll find that the subject is one we ALL have in common. At one time, those kids were US.
You know I just have to join in because this morning...I was informed..."not to go in there". As if we all know what that means. My response..."Did you spray?" His response ..."Yes, but it did not help!"...and as I entered I wondered if my nose hair burned off....YUCK!!!
I actually like the term, "take a whiz". Girls can't really whiz though - you have to be able to whiz "it" around. We gals will always have to just pee.
How in the world did he poop in his SOCK???!!!
That's seriously acrobatic.....
You will soon find out. Just wait till your precious punkin decides to shoot his/hers up the back to their neck. So much poop for a little person.
By the way - what is the weekly countdown?
oh this is too funny. we just had some friends over tonight and all we did was tell funny poop stories. Gosh, Beth, there was even one in there about you, however, no names were used. hee hee. I feel like next time we have them over we need to discuss something spiritual to cleanse ourselves............
Mom, "Our Poopalicious World".
Ha ha, poop is funny.
here's another poop question... when was the last time you pooped in your pants? please give your age:
In my late 20's. I swear had the flu. Or too much coffee. Or something less embarassing.
About five minutes ago. Just a little, though. ;)
Levi, you HAVE to tell the golfing poop story - folks it'll make you pee (or poop) your pants...
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